Sunday, October 4, 2009

Beware of Christiannnsss!!!


.....The Adhaalath Party published a statement about the incident on its website today. The statement notes that the tourist had handed out copies of the 60-page book to many employees on the island.

The party requested all copies of the book to be sent to the ministry of Islamic affairs.

“Nothing like this should be done in the Maldives. All our beloved citizens should be alert to these proselytising activities,” the statement said. “We must be vigilant and aware of these activities and these people to protect our youth.”

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In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It is very very expensive,
Because Maldive islands too far.

Throw transport down the well,
So my country can be free.
We must make travel easy,
Then we have big party!

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is the Christian.
they spread books & their money,
And they always tell lies.

Throw the Christian down the well,
So my country can be free.
You must grab him by his tong
Then we have big party.

If you see the Christian coming,
You must be careful of his books.
You must grab him by his tong,
And I tell you what to do...

Everybody!

Throw the Christian down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his tong
Then we have big party

Throw the Christian down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his tong
Then we have big paaaartyyy!

3 comments:

  1. agree with above anon!
    But i don't understant the guy who was distributing as well. He was a Christian missionary? I would not want to even accept someone forcing me to have a literature of any kind.. i have propagations and missionaries anyway, be it Islam, christian or jew or any other institution...
    the adalath pussies will jump on these kind of silly things everytime. why bother! If i were the staff of the resort, i would kick the guest ass for trying to impose a belief on me rather than crying to management.. what pussies we have!

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  2. i meant i *hate* propagations and missionaries

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  3. "You are all freaky men who want to have gay sex in public and want that to be a human right?"


    Yes. That's exactly what we are.. and wait till you hear the worst parts! Then we kick tiny babies onto a wall, before squishing little kittens while laughing maniacally and chanting satanist chants, interspersed with biblical verses. Because, let's face it - nothing makes more sense than satanists reading the bible.

    Anyhow, apart from those parts and the parts involving copious amounts of alcohol and heroin, and outright cannibalism, you got most of it right.

    We're so busted.. But before you decapitate us for our sins, tell us! TELL US how blew our cover!

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